I feel like crap today. My old lady is around and she tends to get really noisy sometimes. Don't get me wrong, I love my old lady, I just don't like the noise she makes. She would make the most annoying parrot. She woke me up at 0600hrs to do laundry. That was 5 hours earlier than my usual wake up time. I ain't lazy, I just have a serious case of insomnia. How can she wake me up exactly two hours after I had slept. I felt like I was in military camp. The annoying part is that, she stood there looking at me and pulling off my blanket until I got out of bed.
I have no inspiration today. I feel like a cabbage. Someone should hit my head, I need to know whether I still have a brain.
The weather is totally fucked up. I can't get out of this house. Thank goodness old lady is at work. I would have gone bananas. One day I will pretend to have gone bananas but I need to work on my pathetic acting skills.
I am all alone in my bedroom. I am really cold. I don't think the warmth my duvet is providing is enough. I wanna cuddle a little. I hate being the small kid in the family. I can't bring my 'boyfriend' at home just because my brother and sister have never brought anyone of theirs home. The last time I brought a boy home, I was asked whether I wanted to get married. If only my old lady knew the guy was two years younger than me.
I was in hospital earlier today. I am not sick ...I have a very strong immune system. Something got into my sister's eye. We hoped the thing would go away but instead it got worse. Nobody felt like taking a matatu to hospital. My genius brother called my old lady and told her that my sister was having convulsions. He shouldn't have done that. Old lady showed up with a government vehicle in exactly two and a half minutes.
I randomly decide to see a dentist. My teeth have been a little sensitive lately. Perhaps I should stop kissing. Since there was no queue, I opened the door to see the doctor. I saw the doctor. I saw him and he saw me too. Yes he saw me and He stared at me with an I-will-beat-you-to-death expression on his face. The expression on my face ...naughty-naughty-getting-a-little-something-something. Before I actually get killed, this is what I saw. The nurse was buttoning her top. The doctor had lipstick on his cheeks. And the nurse's hair ....oh my goodness ....you can only imagine. All I can tell you is that I didn't get my teeth checked and I closed the door very tight behind me. I tried peeping but sadly, that door had no holes.
Lemme just sleep and imagine myself cuddling. I can't even imagine anything. I think my brain needs a little repair.
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