THE BOY is one of the most interesting characters that I have ever met. He is a little bit of a weed head. He is nice company only when you want to party. When you feel like studying, just block his number or else you will be getting all retakes or supplementaries. He has a way of convincing anyone to do shit.
One fine afternoon, he stole his mother's car. He picked up his friends. Five boys, in their second year of high school, driving without a license and going to drink. I'll make sure I'll watch my kids like a hawk. Since most of them had curfews at that age, they went drinking during the day. Mark was to be home by 1600hrs before mommy got back from work. The drinking became too good and unfortunately, it was time to go home. Unfortunately, the designated driver was too drunk to drive and the clock read 1555hrs. One of the pals had to drive the drunk boys home. They drove into THE BOY's compound, carried him out of the car and put him right outside the door of mommy's house. They knocked the door and ran away before getting caught by scary mommy. Fortunately, it was the cousin who opened the door. THE BOY went straight to bed with the cousin's help.
Finally, it was time for dinner. Scary mommy is the one who wakes THE BOY up for dinner. He happens to be very unresponsive. Just like any other mother, mommy was worried. She thinks her son is sick and in danger. She called her neighbors to help her carry the heavy and sick boy to the car. That car was driven to hospital at 2100hrs. The boy was taken to see the doctor. It didn't take long before the doctor uncovered what the actual problem is. THE BOY had actually insisted that he had drunk only coke.
Doctor doctor called mommy mommy and told on baby baby...#snitch. The slap he got from mommy made him see stars ...white stars...very white stars. How he regained soberness and was able to walk all the way to the car steadily is still a mystery that I am trying to uncover. Wish me success. By the way, mommy had a very gigantic palm he felt a very annoying ringing in the ear for the next few seconds . Every mommy should be given gigantic hands....in case the babies go bananas.
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