Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
went on a camping trip. After a
good meal and a bottle of wine
they lay down for the night, and
went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke
and nudged his faithful friend
awake. “Watson, look up at the
sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions
and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” Holmes
questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute.
“Astronomically, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that
Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past
three. Theologically, I can see
that God is all powerful and that
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that
we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?”
Holmes was silent for a minute,
then spoke. “Watson, you idiot.
Someone has stolen our tent.“
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