*It's an incentive 2 show up.
*It reduces stress.
*It leads 2 more honest comunication.
*It reduces complaints bout low pay.
*It cuts down on time off coz u can work with a hangover.
*Employees tel managment wat they thnk, not wat managment wants 2 hear.
*It increases job satisfaction coz if u hv a bad job, u dont care.
*It eliminates vacation coz pple wud rather go 2 work.
*It makes fellow employees look better.
*It makes cafeteria food taste better.
*Bosses r more likely to hand out raises when they r wasted.
*Salary negotiations r a lot more profitable.
*Suddenly farting durin a meeting aint xo embarasing.
*No one wil remember ur strip act at the xmas party.
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