Tuesday, 5 April 2011

AN IDIOT WITH A MESSIAH COMPLEX

My friend is 'AN IDIOT WITH A MESSIAH COMPLEX'
She doesn't know whether it's good or bad but all I can tell you is that it's severely hazardous to her. She might end up in that hospital for mentally disturbed people if I don't do something about it. I've decided to Google it and see what it actually means. For a moment, I actually felt like a saviour...my friend needs me to deliver her from her insanity. The good news is that, it is not a mental disorder, so she is 100% mentally stable. She wakes up, prepares to go to school, collects all her coins and puts them in her pocket so she can drop them in beggars' cups/tins. Each time she buys something, she doesn't collect change that is less than ksh 50. The sad part is that, the change that she doesn't take all the time is enough to pay her matatu fare for a whole month. The worst part, is that she goes broke halfway into the month then I am forced to be her sponsor. One time, she gave some guy all her money (ksh 30) and then she walked home ...about 3 km. She got this very useless boyfriend. The reason I call him useless is because he has never paid over dates, he didn't get my friend a birthday present, he never buys the condoms and my friend doesn't even know where he lives. I think you now understand when I say friend is an idiot. Since April just began, I'm sure she is more than willing to spend all her money saving strangers. I have already put aside the money I will be giving her in the middle of the month. I am only waiting for her to ask. Soon she will be thinking of buying condoms for those people in Isiolo. Honestly, I'm only complaining because I want to be her financial advisor, her money will be better spent if I was the one handling it.
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