If santa was a kenyan woman.

Does anyone know this dude¿ Does he exist. If he was replaced by a kenyan womam...reindeers wud b replaced by reindonkeys of limuru or reincamels of north eastern. The elfs wud go 4 extreme makeover to tream their ears. The suit...Christ! She wud b donning in a gikomba original or a muthurwa market release. Historicaly, santa brings gifts thru the chimney. That wud b a problem since most kenyan women hv a back side the size of nyanza province. She wud resort to the other methods lyk knocking the door. People wud spent most of the year prayin that she does not get mood swings on that day, othewise, she wud come in sayin Ho¡ Ho! Ho! then suddenly break down n start cryin. The world wud b 1 mega gossip zone during x-mas. Gifts wud b realy late, the make up and heels. By the tym preparation is done, it wud b valentines and instead of gifts, we wud get apology notes. If u see santa in a kitenge and headscarf, smile and wave but make sure it isnt Orie Rogo Manduli u r confusing him with.