Friday, 16 December 2011
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Sunday, 24 July 2011
Female obsession with kicking men in the balls....
It may not be an obsession but its normaly the 1st port of call for any female attack on a man. The testicles are symbols of male power, strength and dominance. They secrete hormones that make a guy big, strong and aggressive. One of the great ironies of nature is that the 'BALLS' shud also serve as the male's weakest part, dangling delicately and unprotected under his 'penatrating assault weapon' during an attempted rape. In self defense against sexual assault, 'the weaker sex' has the ability to turn the stronger assailant into a helpless baby by targeting this area. Thats what all girls are taught when learning about the 'facts of life.' This is sweet poetic justice for all women.
If men got pregnant.
1. Maternity leave would last 2 yrs with full pay.
2. There would b a cure 4 stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nations #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager 2 talk bout commitment.
8. They wouldnt think twins were so cute.
9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10pm.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of cloths.
12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurants would include ice-cream n pickles as main entrees.
2. There would b a cure 4 stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nations #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager 2 talk bout commitment.
8. They wouldnt think twins were so cute.
9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10pm.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of cloths.
12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurants would include ice-cream n pickles as main entrees.
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