If men got pregnant.

1. Maternity leave would last 2 yrs with full pay.
2. There would b a cure 4 stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nations #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager 2 talk bout commitment.
8. They wouldnt think twins were so cute.
9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10pm.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of cloths.
12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurants would include ice-cream n pickles as main entrees.